What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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