Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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