quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I have peed in a lot of sinks
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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