Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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