He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
