dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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