I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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