I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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