I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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