capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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