yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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