I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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