She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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