I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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