Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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