Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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