Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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