Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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