Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Bring me that man meat
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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