Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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