Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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