And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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