what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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