The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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