ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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