Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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