woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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