They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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