Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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