Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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