Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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