Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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