sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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