he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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