Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
we're making bets on your personal life
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
