It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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