508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the condom got lost in my hair
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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