I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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