she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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