I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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