You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I am naked and annoyed.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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