Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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