Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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