She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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