Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize