didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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