worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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