i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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