I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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