I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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