You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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