And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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