elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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