She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
i out mim tonsoeep
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
