I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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