he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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